"One thousand friends are too little, one enemy is too many"
-Turkish Proverb

SYLPH OF HEART


DERSE DREAMER


SAGITTARIUS


hey guys, my name is allie and i've been around the sun twentyone times now. i'm a college senior (fuck how'd that happen) and i'm terrified of my future. i'm demisexual and maybe biromantic?

i post lots of supernatural, doctor who, and sherlock. but i post more homestuck. much more homestuck.

my url means i'm always here for you when you need someone to talk to and i'll do my best to help you out.

i tag all my personal stuff as "allie talks about life" so if it gets on your nerves, blacklist "allie"

<3

reblogmyselfie:

I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you

officialporrim:

elanorpam:

malicehaughton:

mmolio:

I was introduced to a 2 year old girl called Vriska yesterday.

It’s begun.

i was in a doctor’s office once, and this kid was running around and screaming and making a huge fuss.  And then his parents come along and I found out his name was Karkat.

dang

i met a guy named dave once

ottahpartty:

animalkingd0m:

Guys just LOOK AT HIM

Irl Poochyena!

sarah-scales:

We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!

evapukesrainbows:

isaia:

lyndez:

thelakerz:

An important part of cinematic history.

Her brOTHERS FACE THOUGH

Truly Iconic

This is why I want to work at DreamWorks.

krudman:

I wanted to get a high fantasy tactics game. Now I just want anime characters to smooch.

Thanks, Nintendo. 

becomeimp:

pir8crabs:

Why does nobody ever talk about the carapaces that aren’t pawns, queens, or kings?

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historydepartment:

sombrero91:

chrisanthomum:

abducido:

ALL MEN MUST CUM

"My hole remembers"

Gay porn is funny for this reason alone

omfg I’m dying

ilariaminions:

barrel—rider:

Osric Chau, Ladies and gentlemen.

gripgrep:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

My brother and i tried for ten minutes to do that dang it

sdzoo:

Give your kitty lots of kisses this Caturday.

poulersour:

I know Free! might be confusing to the uninitiated, so I made a helpful table describing the characters:

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janecrocker:

bardquests:

I present: Flippstuck

he looks like he just got slapped in the face

sixpenceee:

Mayflys are a winged insect that have a short lifespan. They mate in such a way that all of them mature in the exact same time. The will die out soon, but for the time being Wisconsin looks like something straight out of a horror movie. 

SOURCE

davusignavus:

rudimentree:

davusignavus:

i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said

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“now all of china knows you’re queer”

please deliver this reply to your mother:

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she laughed so hard i think she exploded