"One thousand friends are too little, one enemy is too many"
-Turkish Proverb

SYLPH OF HEART


DERSE DREAMER


SAGITTARIUS


hey guys, my name is allie and i've been around the sun twentyone times now. i'm a college senior (fuck how'd that happen) and i'm terrified of my future. i'm demisexual and maybe biromantic?

i post lots of supernatural, doctor who, and sherlock. but i post more homestuck. much more homestuck.

my url means i'm always here for you when you need someone to talk to and i'll do my best to help you out.

i tag all my personal stuff as "allie talks about life" so if it gets on your nerves, blacklist "allie"

<3

ruthmcgleish:

thedisneypincollector:

Hey Tumblr- 

I created a Gofundme page to hopefully raise a little bit more money for my moms surprise birthday trip to Walt Disney World for her coming up this October.

If each of my followers donated only $0.30 my goal would be reached.

This is an all or nothing goal, so if I do not reach the goal by October 1st, then you will not be charged for your donation. 

But even if you can not donate, just spreading the word would help, thank you so much. 

Please Check out my GoFundMe page! 

One of the prizes is a full illustration of yourself! 

REBLOG | Posted 14 hours ago With 280 notes

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

sexhaver:

stantler:

grab-the-sushi-and-run:

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education

saddeer:

this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time

awesomestlonereva:

still not over it

Be proud of your place in the Cosmos. It is small, and yet, it is.
—Cecil Palmer (via punkscully)

takehaya-susanoo:

AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM MORE LIKE
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phiphiohara:

themelmoshow:

lacigreen:

dama3:

baelor:

Trans Woman Dares Bible-Quoting Councilman to Stone Her to Death

that’s fucking hardcore

!!!!

This will never be overshared

Amazing!

me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS

agelfeygelach:

roachpatrol:

tastefullyoffensive:

Science Penguin [x]

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

redscudery:

swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

Pray the eh away

jawsusthesharkjesus:

fuhkery:

soft-leg:

sharkhugger:

Petition: Hong Kong Government: Legislate a ban on the sale and possession of shark fin in Hong Kong.

From Honduras to New Caledonia, from the Bahamas to the Maldives, the people have spoken. And governments have listened. Now is the time for Hong Kong to wake up! The public is ready. The business sector is behind us. Now is the time for a total sale and possession ban on shark fin in Hong Kong. By doing so, Hong Kong will take a giant step to join the conservation efforts of numerous countries around the world who have enacted shark protection legislation. In Latin America it will join Honduras. In the United States it will join California, New York, Hawaii, Washington, Maryland, Delaware and Oregon. In the Pacific region it will join Palau, Tokelau, Marshall Islands, French Polynesia, Cook Islands, American Samoa, Guam, Northern Mariana Islands and New Caledonia. Even China has agreed to stop serving shark fin soup at official banquets, to take effect in the next year or two.

Banning shark fin from the streets of Hong Kong will be the single most important marine conservation achievement of the year. It will be an important step towards protecting the health of our oceans. It will also remove the stain on Hong Kong’s reputation as a world-class tourism hub.

This petition is endorsed by: Shark Rescue

BALLSIEST. PETITION. EVER.

IF THERE WAS EVER A HEAD TO THIS DRAGON - THERE IT IS.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT A HUGE DIFFERENCE THIS WOULD MAKE??? WITHOUT THE ISSUE OF SHARK FIN SOUP WE COULD CONCENTRATE ON THE ISSUE OF BYCATCH AND SOLVE THIS ISSUE PERMANENTLY.

THIS IS IMPORTANT PLEASE SIGN IT

SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS PLEASE GUYS

MY CHILDREN, YOU BASTARDS

outofcontextdnd:

"This is my therapy dragon, she’s for my panic attacks. I attack, everyone panics."